For our final night in Phuket, we decided that a little culture was in order. It is hard to categorise Patong. Imagine Brisbane’s ‘the Valley’, Sydney’s ‘Cross’ and Melbourne’s St Kilda all rolled into one. Amplify it by at least a thousand and coat in cheap Asian gaudy and you might get the idea. However, the best insult was kept for last. Checkout Ronald to see what I mean.